wasting time

I am alone in the office...
I have absolutely nothing to do...
No assignments...
No reports to prepare...
No colleagues to make fun of...
No mirror to make faces at...
No cat to kick and see if it lands on its feet...
No Saqib R to play chess with...
Nothing good on television...
No Friends who are up at this hour so i can make excellent use of company phone...
No e-mails to write...
and since i am fasting...
I can't chew 22 bubblegums at the same time to break my own record.

Bummer!!!!

so i am wondering if a person, no a whole civilisation can flourish on Burger based diet?

Can we? oh Please?

Bummer!

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